In is the new out? According to B&Q

How come I can’t find anyone in B&Q who knows what the bloody hell they are talking about, (apart from Kerrie on bathrooms at Stockport) – yet their new advert says that they have ex builders, landscape gardeners and specialists everywhere. It’s getting like bleedin Ikea in there, no staff to be seen!!!

I feel a bit bad saying this, as had a v successful trip to Ikea today, largely due to the green thai chicken lunch there for £3.35 (with a family card haha). Sorted Josh’s ( ) temporary flat, took 3 hrs longer than should have done. Why have tenants not yet discovered Jif / Cif. I am going to gift them each a bottle when they give notice, along with a list of what was cleaned when they moved in, like SKIRTINGS! PICTURE RAIL! UNDER BEDS! SHOWER TRAYS! HOOVERING DRAWERS! GETTING THE YELLOW OFF TILE GROUT!! etc etc etc 🙂

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