Clearing a disastrous cellar

What landlords affectionately call a pile of shite

Our very own reveal, found under piles of old tiles, it was ceremoniously henry'd

An interesting storage system, eminently replicable for those with no desire to ever find anything useful

Drilling commences, with Mart so chuffed I want different brackets for everything hehehe

Inspired by becoming a mere working mortal as opposed to an A list tv star arf arf, today we are tackling the cellar. It’s a bleeding disgrace and i have a meltdown whenever I descend into it’s depths.

Can never find anything, stuff gets dumped in it constantly and I buy stuff I’ve already got. No more. Credit crunch clear out starts today.

After 8hrs stuck in a filthy cellar, what you need to end the day is a bit of luxury to help you forget the black snot, shrivelled up hands and aching joints.

Del Sero Truffle Sauce. Sublime. Bought at the Cotswold Show last week, £10 for a little jar, but deeeeelicious on crackers with some lovely Lake District Cheddar. I also bought a bag of pork scratchings, but thats not quite so glam.